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We are savagely testing our pranks on our grandparents and unsuspecting strangers and aren't quite done terrorizing them just yet.

In the meantime, we invite you to connect with us on social media. When our store goes live, we'll share with our friends a special offer that you're going to love.

Store Tip! Try to fill that eternal pit of sadness inside you with cookies!


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